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The Twelve Steps for FBookers Non-Anonymous

Blogged on 07-Apr-10 03:20:44 pm in DrainBrain -- Viewed by : Fans

The twelve steps for Bloggers Non-Anonymous are as follows.

1. We admitted that we were powerless over Facebook-- that our lives had become unmanageable without Status updates.

2. We came to believe that a Status update greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our Minds over to the care of FB as we understood It.

4. Made a searching and fearless physical inventory of thots and webcam pics just to upload.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to every other human being on the web the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have Spellcheck remove all these defects of character and language usage.

7. Humbly asked Unknown FBookers to list our Updates.

8. Made a list of all persons we had connected, and became willing to 'Friend' them all.

9. Made direct 'Friend Requests' to such people wherever possible, except when they had refused to accept more PMs.

10. Continued to take personal inventory of ants at home and when we were out of posts, promptly Posted it.

11. Sought through Twitter more posts to improve our conscious contact with FBookers, as we understood Them, praying only for knowledge of something to Post more and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a early awakening every morning as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to non-FB folks, and to practice these principles in all of our affairs.

 

2 comments

Comment from: Jo [Visitor]
Jo

:-)

13-Sep-05 @ 00:53
Comment from: jay [Visitor]
jay

hmm 1st i iggied but as gr8 DON is stressing so much

on PRIYA i checked her out …. yerrr on 2nd view she seemed wierd and i liked it.

i m givin it a serious thought … MAY BECOME A BLOGGER

COZ I FEEL I WILL CHOKE FLATLICKIANS WTH MY WRITING STYLE NEED SOME CREATIVE FREEDOM>>> THANX FR THE SUGGESTION DON.

22-Sep-05 @ 19:27


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