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A tale of two sciences - Vasthu and the Web

Blogged on 30-Oct-06 09:07:42 am in DrainBrain -- Viewed by : Fans

I came across this site - WebVastu - through a reference in Desi Pundit.

Brilliant ! What a concept !! Just as I was getting a bit worried about not making any headway with my Parry Hotter - The Sorcerer's Bone (I'd asked Mukesh Sharma of Shakthimaan for some tips, he's yet to respond), here comes Dr. Jain with this amazing stuff designed to extract money from those crazy gullible vaasthu die-hards. And the value-adition is that it can be done virtually.

I've tied-up with a Aanande Visshwanathathean , a Vasthu pal of mine in Chennai and we have pooled in my (scientific) knowledge of internet (science) with his and have authored some great books. (you may ask why not a website, hey, you cant sell a webpage for Rs.250/- , you need to print it). Book in advance, cos we are planning only on limited editions. Special Prices for desi-born-returning-idiots, keen to show their love for Indian traditions.

1. Web Vaasthu for AdSense for Feeds
Place your Ads exactly 22 pixels away from the right edge of your webpage and get guaranteed results. More details inside with specific instructions for Dreamweaver and Frontpage users. Extra section for Chikita and Kontera publishers.

2. Vaasthu for Lesbian Lovers
Earn millions by using our technique which shows you how to place free videos strategically on your pages to ensure maximum hits.
"We are impressed ! we tried webvastu on our site and our Hits have increased from 12 million per day to 28 Million in just 3 days" - Liz Loren, Co-founder - Lickalicka.com

3. Increase your Blog readership through Vaasthu technique
Tired of trying to get readers to your blog ? Stop worrying. Use Webvasthu to get more than 100 comments on any crap/shitty post in your blog. Includes suggestions for placement of comment input fields and moderation.

4. UTube and UVasthu
A unique concept to ensure that the low-quality, low res video of you feeding the cat (shot through the Rs.2134/- cam you bought on ebay) stays at the top of all Search engines. Includes a quick-read section on how to hold your cam upside down according to Vaasthu science.

5. Getting linked from Desi Pundit thru Vasthu- Secrets Revealed
So what if Vulturo is not referencing your post? Use Vasthu to get it into DP. Tips to get all your posts indexed among the "the best the desi blogsphere has to offer". Best results if read along with Book No 3.

6. Vasthu the Google Earth
Dont like your home appearing to the left of your Google Earth screen. Use our technique to ensure that your Favourite Places appear where YOU want them.
"We have always wanted to live on a condo in Miami. Thanks to Webvasthu, we now have changed the location of our house on GE" - Sridevi Subramania Reddy, Guntur

6. WebVasthu for Dummies
Our bestseller for those with absolutely no knowledge of webdesign or Vasthu. Get ready to recreate your company's, wife's, cook's, paanwallah's website with ease. Step by step instructions will make you an expert in just 15 days.


Need Help in Setting up a WebVasthu site ?

Just send an e-mail to us and our dedicated team of Vasthu trained web designers will tear your site design apart and rebuild it to vasthu standards. For immediate response, pls note that your email should use Monotype Corsiva fonts in Green for the 1st 3 lines and Dark Blue for the next 3 and so on. Include a pic of a black crow drinking water from an earthern pot in hot sun to harness the elements in your mail.

If you find the word Vasthu here with different spelling, its cos Dr. Jain, (Ph.D in Vasthu) has used similar spellings on her website.


1 comment

Comment from: madhumitha [Visitor]

thanks Raves
i gave this link url in my tamil blog

01-Nov-06 @ 20:25

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