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Words of Wisdom

Blogged on 29-Jul-05 12:02:37 pm in DrainBrain -- Viewed by : Fans

I liked these lines from George Constanza.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that? A bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backward.

You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then, you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out for being healthy, so you go collect your pension, then start work.
You get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years till you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish as an orgasm.


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